there's probably one SOMEWHERE in this city. maybe one that plays a banjo. can you jazz dance to banjo music? wait i thought you were the big chesney fan, how does that match up with interpretive jazz??
is there a stereotype about dwarves liking chesney????????
[First he realizes he's only friends with one elf, now he thinks he's making assumptions about dwarven music taste. Fuck, how does this keep happening?]
maybe there is!! what do you have to say about that
[ but sadly because merle rolled too low to be a successful liar, magnus may hear him laughing however many rooms over he is. everything is funnier at 3 in the morning, okay. ]
[Magnus is about to apologize profusely, but then he hears that laughter, and he just. Looks very unimpressed at his phone. If you could see his face, Merle, you would know that he is not mad. Just disappointed.]
yeah, somehow, i think the 'maybe' is more like 'maybe not'?? might just be a hunch. come on, merle. i'd like to think i'm conscious about not being human-biased. or at least i try very hard to be. i just realized the other day i have like one, maybe two elf friends and it's making me very concerned about myself.
you're shittin me. look kid just think about it like quality over quantity. why have 100 shitty elf friends instead of maybe 2 ok ones? youd probably jump over a waterfall to save someone crappy anyway. and youd be so noble about it that me and taako would have to help. and then theyd shoot my cousin and a whole town would blow up because theyre a bad friend.
i gueeeesss?? the second part of that tracks. that sounds like something that would happen. i don't know, it was something lup said that made me realize i don't even know the first thing about elves even though i of all people should??
["Something Lup said" meaning she clowned on him so hard he's still thinking about it.]
i dont remember anything about them either and im supposed to be the medic around here!
[ Oh god he's a biologist. He's gonna have to think on that in the daylight hours, he's positive he must actually remember some important deets. ]
look you cant force diversity into your social circle. you gotta hold out for that natural fit. and if you wanna know more about elves youre out of luck because the only two we know here lie like its their job. its part of their charm
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maybe one that plays a banjo. can you jazz dance to banjo music?
wait i thought you were the big chesney fan, how does that match up with interpretive jazz??
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and like anything! what i can only like chesney? you being a dwarf-ist?
[ merle think about the tattoo on your ass that either is or is not real, for even one moment, and understand why he would think that. ]
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[First he realizes he's only friends with one elf, now he thinks he's making assumptions about dwarven music taste. Fuck, how does this keep happening?]
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[ but sadly because merle rolled too low to be a successful liar, magnus may hear him laughing however many rooms over he is. everything is funnier at 3 in the morning, okay. ]
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yeah, somehow, i think the 'maybe' is more like 'maybe not'??
might just be a hunch.
come on, merle. i'd like to think i'm conscious about not being human-biased. or at least i try very hard to be.
i just realized the other day i have like one, maybe two elf friends and it's making me very concerned about myself.
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look kid just think about it like quality over quantity. why have 100 shitty elf friends instead of maybe 2 ok ones? youd probably jump over a waterfall to save someone crappy anyway. and youd be so noble about it that me and taako would have to help.
and then theyd shoot my cousin and a whole town would blow up because theyre a bad friend.
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the second part of that tracks. that sounds like something that would happen.
i don't know, it was something lup said that made me realize i don't even know the first thing about elves even though i of all people should??
["Something Lup said" meaning she clowned on him so hard he's still thinking about it.]
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[ Oh god he's a biologist. He's gonna have to think on that in the daylight hours, he's positive he must actually remember some important deets. ]
look you cant force diversity into your social circle.
you gotta hold out for that natural fit. and if you wanna know more about elves youre out of luck because the only two we know here lie like its their job. its part of their charm